Escargot is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm' Dave Barry.
I just heard I won a competition. The prize is a year's supply of Marmite- one jar. Tim Vine.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? John Mendoza
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. P.J.O'Rourke.
The wife said she'd like to eat out for a change. So I moved the dining room table into the garden. Les Dawson.
The other night I ate a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin.
Look! I'm using the original notches that came with my belt. Homer Simpson.
Menu
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A glass of giggly
Amuse-bouche
Nutty soup (with green cobnuts)
Fun guy and gnocci gnocci who's there?
Stinking Bishop, Wensleydale (Wallace & Gromit's favourite cheese), Crackers
Just reading the menu has brought a smile to my face - pretty good first thing in the morning.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, I'm afraid may not be brave enough for the Stinking Bishop. Other than that though I can't wait for this. Really excited!
ReplyDeleteThis is not fair. I think you should do an away event in Edinburgh... I have the required Aga.
ReplyDeletehee hee! Ooo and who will be special guest?! Exciting stuff! xxx
ReplyDeletefunny! enjoyed these quotes.
ReplyDeletethanks muchly for the titter via twitter first thing of a mornin'. now back to work i go......
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable - you have all the fun!
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